Stories of life in the suburbs with Husband and our daughter Squishy and son Button!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The List

Preggies are under a strict set of guidelines from health care providers from the get go. That list is the list of things preggies SHOULDN'T do.

This is the List of Preggie Things:

  • preggies can't tie their shoes
  • preggies can't put on socks
  • preggies can't bend over
  • preggies can't see their feet
  • preggies can't wear belts
  • preggies retain all the water
  • preggies can't lose weight
  • preggies can't go to a tanning booth
  • preggies can't dye their hair
  • preggies can't part take in happy hour
  • preggies can't control sweating
  • preggies can't control drooling
  • preggies can't control snoring
  • preggies can't control food cravings
  • preggies can't stop their emotions
  • preggies need a precise configuration of pillows to fall asleep
  • preggies can't eat certain foods that were their favorites, like deli ham, fish, and feta cheese
  • preggies won't fit in that car
  • preggies can't to anything "quickly"
  • preggies can't roll over
  • preggies can't sleep on their tummys
  • preggies need to nest
  • preggies need foot rubs
  • preggies need back rubs
  • preggies need lots of love
  • preggies need support
  • preggies appreciate what you're doing even though they might not acknowledge it


If you think of any others, please let me know.

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